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Feeling jaded about Valentines Day? Embrace your cynicism with the Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy! Each bag contains 3oz approx. 100 pieces of candy. This hilarious candy is the perfect antidote for the lovesick and the love-scorned alike. Indulge in the delicious flavors as you savor the delightful irreverence of these cheeky treats. Whether nursing a broken heart or finding the whole Valentines Day hullabaloo nauseating, this candy will resonate with your inner cynic.